Four Cheap and Easy Ways to Transform Your House Post-Divorce

I live in a 120-year-old, charming Victorian-style house that everyone who visits loves…and you want to know the truth? When I first moved in after my divorce, I ABSOLUTELY HATED IT. I went from a modern, brand new house when I was married to renting this one bedroom house that has more wolf spiders than the city does people; with bright yellow walls, old squeaky doors and a bedroom that is a shade of purple that makes me want to kill myself. But the rent is cheap and they let me keep my 130-pound-dog there (I like to tell people I rented the house for him – since dogs are colorblind anyway!), so what’s a girl to do?

Decorate!

In an effort to make my house more livable and likeable to the masses, I started doing small projects that I didn’t need landlord approval for, but did make a difference with the design and feel of the rooms.

1. Seasonal Wreath

wreath

I bought this wreath at Hobby Lobby for a couple of dollars. Bought the leaves for $2, and shoved them in. It took me less than five minutes and has made a big impact with my porch. You could change out the leaves for different seasons. The sticks are from Ikea but you could easily walk around the neighborhood looking for branches to put in vases. They would look great spray painted!

2. Spray Painted Fixtures

bathroom

If you’re like me and you inherit half of the furniture in the split (okay, let’s be honest – I took WAY more than half), you may be wondering what to do with it. If you want it to feel fresh and new but don’t want to buy all new furniture, simply spray paint it!

These garbage cans were spray painted with Rust-Oleum “Universal Hammered Spray Paint”. You can use this on practically any surface…my personal favorite is to use it to update knobs on dressers and nightstands or lamps. It comes in multiple colors too and one can will go a long ways! (Also, those hanging décor pieces were originally blue. One can of white spray paint later and they matched!)

3. Fogged Windows

windows

My house has old French doors leading into the office. The landlord had left the original lace curtains up (based on the amount of dirt on them, I’m guessing they’d been there since at least 1950). I wanted something more updated that was still private and that my cat wouldn’t climb… you ready for this?

All I did was buy and cut clear contact paper like you would use for lining shelves. Then you wet the glass you’re putting it on, stick the plastic sheet on and use a squeegee or any flat surface (a credit card would do) to work the air bubbles out. I’ve also seen this done with lace (apply with mixture of cornstarch and water). Both of these options are great for renters because they easily peel off and don’t leave a mark!

4. Glaze furniture and décor pieces

glaze

frames

This is probably my best tip – you can change the look of any item simply by glazing it with your choice of glaze color (I really like the Martha Stewart Black Coffee).  To start, buy your glaze and grab any old paintbrush. Work the glaze into every corner of the piece, and then simply wipe off with a damp rag. You can wipe off or leave on as much as you want to get the desired look, but it really makes all the nooks and crannies pop! Here’s a better video tutorial if you’re interested. Honestly you can’t mess this up!

Aubrey is a writer/owner/creator at ShitiPainted.com. She loves spending time with her three nieces and her Newfoundland dog, Moose.

Divorcette Pad Decorating: Patterned Paint Roller

Stuck living in your former marital residence while your ex-husband is free as a bird in his new bachelor pad? Feeling claustrophobic between the same walls you thought you were once going to build your life within? Then it’s time for a change! Bring new life to your walls and, well, yourself! Invest in a patterned paint roller for a cheap, easy, DIY art project.  Order one from NotWallpaper on Etsy. Prices range from $19.00-$37.00. Totally affordable. Totally adorable.

 

The Broke Divorcee’s Holiday Gift Guide

The best things in life may be free, but the cost of personal freedom is quite hefty.  And those divorcing during the holiday season have it even worse. Instead of stressing about how you’ll afford gifts, get busy in your kitchen! Remember, it’s the thought that counts. It is possible to show your appreciation for loved ones without digging yourself deeper into credit card debt.

Here are a few suggestions for DIY holiday gifts:  

Baked goods!  Biscotti, cookies, cake, cupcakes…. If you can bake it, you can make it for friends. Top with a bow and you’re good to go!

Homemade body scrubs!  Chances are that you even have most of these ingredients in your kitchen. For example, whip up this Sugar and Olive Oil Scrub using every day items. Or, try the DIY Mud Scrub (pictured below) using coffee and sugar.

Chalkboard picture frames:  Head over to your local Ikea and stock up on the $5 KVILL picture frames.  Paint the insert with chalkboard paint and poof-you have an instant awesome gift.  Or, go old school and insert a photo of you with the person to whom you’re presenting the frame.

Mason Jar snow globes! Get inspiration on Pinterest.

Classy corks!  We can’t all spend every day like Rachael Ray, but we can pretend. Perfect gift for those who enjoy a sip.

Get Your Glitter On!

Chances are that your divorce left you pinching pennies in a half-empty abode because you split all your belongings with your ex when he (or you) moved out after the big breakup. Who needs crystal vases when you can light up your new life with glitter? DIY crafts not only provide cheap decorating alternatives, but offer an activity for lonely nights or wine parties with your girls.

Here’s how to make glittered IZZE bottles. We’ll give you a free junk food pass to drink all the soda, in the name of art!

Once complete, use them as a vase for a single rose and bask in the sweet smell of singledom.